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Bugsy...Just Bugsy he said.

It had been five years since he had seen his brother, his three boys, and his grandchildren. It would probably be another five before he got to see them all together again. He lost his beloved to time the year before and he thought he had dealt with those feelings. However, the train ride back to Semmering, Austria was when they would talk, hold hands, play chess, and connect. The rhythm of planks passing below the train would be the words they would share. The spaces in between would be the feelings.

Don't be coy with me she shouted; no really, be coy!

That’s when the man that they thought was dead came around the corner and stepped into the light. The man that only a few moments ago was riddled with bullets. A heart that wasn’t beating and a synapsis that wasn’t firing yet here he was about to explain everything to them. Everything they didn’t want to hear. Everything they didn’t want to know. They could scarcely believe their eyes let alone listen to the next words to come out of this dead man’s mouth. Nonetheless, he spoke saying…

“I don’t understand.” Drew said to his future wife. “It like a hat right?”
“It’s not necassarily a hat. It can be flowers or something else.”
“But made into a hat piece?”
Tiffany stopped dead in her tracks and looked at her future husband from the top of her eye’s. “It can be made into a hat that is true but it’s called an accentuator.”

I need to take care of my family. I need to make money. Those were Greg’s thoughts for most of his life. Then the crash happened and he got more struggle than he ever wanted. More work than he could handle. Less money than he ever made. The stress was catching up to him and he could feel himself about ready to crack. Then he remembered what his wife told him 2 weeks earlier. Two weeks ago when she saw the earliest signs of him cracking. “Honey we are fine. Things haven’t turned out the way we expected but don’t forget we’re fine. Make sure to stop and smell the roses. Breathe in the wind when it cuts across your path. Feel the sun on your skin. Most important, remember we all love you.” She’s always right.

“I don’t care if you think I’m sexy. What’s important is that I know that I am.”
Obession: by Ardiuer Perfumes

“God! People are such idiots!” Kelly thought to herself. It had been a terrible day and the drive home only made it worse. She barely avoided four fender benders in 6 blocks. Was almost ran off the road twice. Now at the front door she fumbled for her keys in the pouring rain only to drop them and the mail all over the front porch. On top of that her husband and her had been fighting more than usual lately and that was causing some distance. Not fighting so much over any particular thing, which usually meant the stress was getting to the both of them. Sometimes, you just don’t have the clarity of mind to explain what’s really going on. Kelly closed her eyes facing her head towards the sky. The rain continued to soak her to the bone and she breathed in the deepest breath she could muster. I need a nap. She turned the key and stepped inside her home. Immediately she smelled her favorite dinner. Her eyes darted towards the dining room table where two glasses of wine stood clean, empty, and ready to use. Two vanilla breeze candles also burning at the center further added to the pleasing aroma. “Honey, you are too sweet.” She called out making her way to the bedroom. She opened the door and her husband lay on the bed flashing her the best bedroom eyes he had. “Hello my love. I have been waiting for you. Come here.”

He told his brother not to eat all the mac and cheese. He was warned.
(This pup isn’t in any pain. She was yawning while going number two but we just couldn’t pass up using it.)

She was used to players around the city trying to get her number. The cat calls and the whistles were something of a regular occurrence. The pickup lines were worse. Some idiot would come up thinking he was looking fine not realizing that his friend had tried the same line the week before. Some moron’s would actually try to pick up the same girl the same night with the same line thinking she was someone else. A firm reminder that they only saw her for one thing. This was the norm she was accustomed to. These were the cause of her defenses being so strong when she heard a manly voice from behind her ask, “Are you seeing anyone right now?” It was a straightforward question but she didn’t realize that yet. All she could think was here is another loser trying to play her. She had it. She was done. She was done with it all. In her mind she thought of a thousand words that would emasculate him in seconds. Shred him and send him home licking his wounds like an animal. She flung around showing all of her disgust in her nostrils, mouth, and eyes. As soon as she saw the honesty in his face she melted. With only a few seconds of hesitation she replied with an intent smile, “I am now.”

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